Directed by Erwin C. Dietrich, Switzerland. Lina Romay stars as Lisa Romay, a movie star and model, who seems to spend most of her time masturbating. Lisa hires Erik (familiar genre face Eric Falk) as her chauffeur so she can be driven around the countryside in her vintage Rolls Royce and pick up hitchhikers to have sex with. This completely plotless offering is all about Lina, Lina, Lina and her naked body. That’s no bad thing, but the repetitive scenes of her grinding away with various strangers, coupled with the endlessly recycled music, ultimately has a numbing, rather than erotic, effect. 3/5.
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