Directed by Rudy Poe, U.S.A. The only possible reaction to this movie is: “what were they thinking?” Somebody, somewhere, at some point, must have thought that making MONSTER HIGH was a good idea. That fact alone is infinitely depressing and really doesn’t bode well for our civilisation. A truly dismal “comedy horror,” this tells the story of average high-school student Norm Median (I let out a long, drawn-out breath as I typed that) and his attempt to save the world from “Mister Armageddon,” a personified doomsday device stolen by a pair of aliens called Dume and Glume. It could, perhaps, be enjoyed by people on the evolutionary level of a teabag, but even they might think it a little primitive. 1/5.
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